Red Humour

A joke
President Brezhnev wakes up with a terrible hangover, cannot remember the previous night and, strangely, can’t find anybody around. No people at all. Then a phone rings and it’s Kosygin: “Leonid, you got really drunk yesterday. And you ordered to open the borders.” – “Oh, no! So you and I are the only ones left here?!” – “Well, I’m actually calling from Switzerland…”

Link to source and more jokes
https://vahshatedil.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/how-leonid-ilyich-had-the-last-laugh-ii/