Lice? (Map Game)

Game
Canabalistic, nationalistic, holistic, and criminalistic rural head lice go to live in NY, LA, Detroit, Daventry (UK) and Sidney and cause canine diorehorea in a big way. Can you stop the shits or will you poop out in the local privy?

Rules
ASB scifi.

Nations
As in ATL.

Start date
7 users + December 3rd.