Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31957572-20180813225500

The Bulgarian "cupcakes"\"muffins" are verry funny and amusing to date at the start, but really mean and crappy by the end. Silicone in the mouth and chest, makeup, clothes, jewelery, colorful hair and the behavior of the princess / prostitute. If you think of a goldfish, you are wrong. In Bulgaria we call them "cupcakes"\"muffins" (do not ask why). They can remind you of Western gold miners, but that is not and you will be seriously misled if you perceive them as such. Here are some things you need to know about them:

They are shocking smart! I'm not talking about intelligence here, so pay attention! Bulgarian "muffins" may not know all the resources, but they can catch you online when you say your name.

They are good hosts. Unlike the West, homemade dishes are a king in Bulgaria, and local "muffins" can defeat you in the kitchen. Not to mention that most of them are nuts when it comes to cleaning. Best for them: they will look like Angelina Jolie on the red carpet when they take care of the house to shine. They are sensitive and sensitive. Bulgarian "muffins" are behind the perfect "do not worry". They will leave you in your life and hearts, but do not forbid them to fail. Women can be quite vengeful.

You do not want to cheat bulgarian "muffins". If you do, they will make your world unhappy. Try to train the astronauts if this is the plan.

They are addictive. I am a woman and I can not tell you why, but I have still seen this reflection. There is something in the Bulgarian "muffins" that makes them addicted and after taking the first dose, stay alive!

If you are the person who reads this, you probably expect to say they are good in bed. Well, I would not know, right?

Bulgarian girls are not ordinary weeping children. For a while they are dealing with life itself, so if you are not as strong as yourself, you can see it as a commitment, not as an asset. We are talking about physical and emotional power. You should be able to carry shopping bags with the same wise and steady attitude that you will use to soothe it after a hard day's work.

And as Bulgarian girls are very emotional, you must be prepared for serious battles that contain tears, shouts, insults, and God knows what else. BUT! You have to stay wise and relaxed as testosterone allows because it will not tolerate you so primitive.

Actually (and I say this with a strong heart) Bulgarian women usually stand before their partners even when they are offended and abused. Do not let this fool be - can do it for various reasons that do not involve love. Sorry, because I understand that no one can stand, can easily be one of those reasons. In my personal experience, empathy does not last forever, so if you are rough, the door will appear.

Yes, this is the 21st century and everyone is busy! The coffee invitation is not a date. No other beverages. Date is a date and you know what it is - do not be a pussy. Get the girl for a real meeting!

If you take your wife somewhere luxury (you have to do), you have to behave as if you were dancing salsa. In other words, your only task is to lead, making sure it radiates. If you have a discount, make sure you cover it well.

It should be remembered that Bulgarian men have been very nervous for 20 years trying to deal with them. There are girls who can easily answer if you think you are bigger than life. "The boys and girls who love you will suffer more than the rest, but all sisters probably think that idiot. Propposing to be moderate to their maximum sposobnosti.Parvi test the water and see how many" Golden Boy "can do,

Who pays the bill when she comes out with Bulgarian girls? Well, if you invite a girl, you'll pay the bill. This is simple. He can offer you something to add, but if you really want to look like a person, you should not take it. If you're wondering if you can be afraid of him: no. Emancipation does not have exactly the same meaning in the Balkans as in most Western countries.

For a Bulgarian girl, things look like this: if I pay my part of the bill, it means we are friends. Do you really want a one-way "friendly zone" ticket?

Parents are a nice team. Friends are severely condemned. I'm sure you've heard the phrase "I do not have parents" at least once. Well, if a Bulgarian girl appears, forget about it. Meeting with parents does not mean that it will offer. This means only that you will meet two adults who will most likely love you more than your mother and father.

If you meet your friends, that's great! Usually these are the ones that only form a relationship. If this happens, make sure you're the best.

By definition Bulgarians are cynical and have serious problems with trust. Or trust the problem - it's really hard to say what the connection is. The bottom line is that the more you talk about future plans, the less trust you have.

People here are used to listening to empty words, and even serious duties seem absurd. If you really want to impress a woman, the time when you have the right to plan the farthest week next week. After proving that you can implement your ideas several times in a row, then (and only then) you can talk about the future.

Forget about 3 days or other conditions that you can have in your suitcase. If you want and enjoy, call one day later. Better yet - make sure you sleep, knowing that you want to see it. Remember that you probably do not know your country's traditions and slimy food, so if you try to use them, they may be doing it wrong.

Take her home often! Now do not be excited! Bring him to the place where the date ended. Someone might think that he is old-fashioned, but in Bulgaria is one of the things that impresses a woman and can be perceived differently.

Taxis here are not expensive. Take it, take it back, and then go home. You will definitely get an extra loan!

Just know that moving around to make sure it is safe at home (if you are coming by car) is terrible to a whole new level!

Let me guess your for sex in a "cupcake" girl. We, the Bulgarians, are convinced that the key to a happy relationship is surprise and spontaneity. You can go home one day to find a shiny orange brunette; Saturday will rest during the weekend in the village of Kyustendil, and the next thing you know will take you across the border with Greece for a few olives and baklava to prove that there is a better baklava. The cooking success was boring with out boys! "Those who watched the dance are considered crazy by those who can not listen to boddy language and the loud balalaika music."

We want to spoil our boys. If you are sick, we will take care of your health (provided that you are sure enough to achieve perfect flying skills). If you are sad, you are a psychiatrist and listen patiently. Our mothers teach us the classic "love of a man passing through the stomach", so get ready for a hearty dinner, sky, guava, moussaka, cookies and everything else you like, or do not know that you want more. It's better to get out of the window because it happened, sir!

Have you ever seen a Greek wedding for my big fat? Well, this is absolutely true for us Bulgarians. I remember that once you are a Bulgarian girl, because they will have fun with her new brothers and sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles and nephews for three days. You will dance, take pictures and play the accordion, and it costs less than $ 5,000, because the left side is the size you want to buy.

If your child should be particularly exhausted, take the Bulgarian girl seriously! If you are dealing with this, you can also work with your parents, sisters and brothers, cousins, so you will never have a minute between brandy and grandfather who eat the hunt for cousin and father in the forest gate in Varlok.

You can often observe your girlfriend and you will wonder what they think is behind these beautiful green eyes. Dark and charming Bulgarian women are a mix of Russian, Turkish, Greek, Macedonian and other cultures united around a common history, and our exotic features allow us to keep emotions if you decide when to admire a flawless look.

As Zuelander said, "we really look good!" Fact. You will have fierce competition to improve your game. I'm talking about flowers and sweets, compliments and little surprises to get you out of another glory.

We Bulgarians pay great attention to our data because our mothers are educated in this way. (I still rarely eat bread, thank you mother!) Boris garden will go to Vitosha. I'll go to the gym, always jealous of a promising look, so I can do better, boy!

Okay, so happy we can take her to other fans, so what? I do not want to tell you, but you did not win this girl until you seduced your father. (Just in a meaningful sense, not to mention such strange things!) You have to cope with your father's appetite for food and drink, he has to show how well your intentions are preserved and clarified. After all, this is something like Ivy Lee's candidate - it's hard, but it's worth it.

Oh, but who can put a price card on love, right? Bulgarian rose oil is our national pride and the most beautiful flower in the whole country. Load fresh roses and conditioners to surprise for some reason.

Do not expect your Bulgarian wife to pay you when you have problems. Strong and independent people will try to do their best and will never want anyone to save them. It was snow that had seven dwarves who created a luxury apartment, cutting the ass of the poor queen without a prince.

You need to know how to dance. If not, I recommend taking two or a half as quickly as possible because you will need it! Between the furniture house and the whole holiday Trifon Zarezan celebrate not only the celebration of the year, so I dance on the Danube River.

Most Bulgarian women ... I can say that women in Bulgaria ... meet a Bulgarian woman in my country through a dating site and in our ... sexy legs are tight!

Boys, make sure you dress well. You will never have a Bulgarian girl if you can not distinguish jeans from those you sell in Costco. So you can get your money at any time? Girls from the Balkans do not like cheap men. In fact, we do not like anything cheaper! 