Harambe the eunuch gorilla lives (TL)

Harambe is everyone's favourite gorilla. He faced an untimely death at the hands of zookeepers (possibly planned by George Bush as he also did 9/11) because he simply wanted to protect a child that fell into his enclosure.

This timeline will explore a different result. The child was able to be rescued, although Harambe was still shot, but he did not die, rather, he was shot in the penis.

General info
This is a satirical timeline and it will mostly focus on getting a laugh or two out of the reader.