A Ukraine-Russia 2025 peace deal?

Ukraine, Belarus and Russia gain with UN help

1. Handing all POWs over to there home countries.
2. War criminals will go on trial.
3. All land mines, sea mines and unexploded munitions will be removed and destroyed.
4. Help will be given to help the war wounded and those with war induced mental illness.
5. The Suwałki Gap would become a UN run neutral zone. The UN would grantee the land route (by road and\or rail) between Kaliningrad Oblast and Belorussia by both the rest of Russia and Belorussia to use as often as they like and whenever they want.
6. The various ethic groups in Russia should have the right to learn there own language as well as Russian, but Russians are only obliged to learn Russian.
7. Repairing national infrastructure in both Russia and Ukraine.
8. Helping to end Russia's problem with alcoholism.
9. Russia would be taught how to make better military helmets (resistance to penetration, back-face deformation or ballistic transient deformation, ease of use, cost of manufacturing, fragmentation performance, blunt impact performance by using titanium with aramid fibres, molamar fibres, Kevlar and\or ceramic).
10. The UN would grantee the sea routes between: Helsinki - Tallinn, Tallinn - Stockholm, Paldiski - Kapellskär, Riga - Stockholm, Riga - Norrköping, Riga - Oxelösund, Gavle - Riga, Ventspils - Nynäshamn, Helsingborg - Klaipeda Klaipeda - Karlshamn, Klaipeda - Trelleborg and Klaipeda - Karlshamn and Hamburg- Klaipeda, Liepāja-Travemünde, for Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Sweden, Finland and Germany to use as often as they like and whenever they want.
11. The West will commit itself to help Russia's army to become a real army, not a bunch of drunken and starving cholera victims who like castrating prisoners.
12. The Russian military must be trained in NATO tactics (see Ukraine!), eat good food, have good body armour and know to sabotage abandoned undamaged tanks if it they are immobilised only due to a lack of fuel or being stuck in the mud when it is not planned to be rescued later by Russian maintenance crews.
13. International observers from the UN would enforce this treaty.

Russian losses

1. Sevastopol Naval Base will be demolished.
2. All Russian occupied Ukrainian territories beyond Crimea, the LPR and the DPR will be returned to Ukraine.
3. Russia will repay a total of $486 billion (as of November 2024) in war reparations to Ukraine over the next 50 years.
4. Russia's peace time frontline armed forces can't exceed 1,000,000.
5. Russia will pay the $500 million (2024 prices) needed for the creation of a new Antonov An-225 “Mriya” if Ukraine decides to rebuild it.

Russia gains

1. Russia takes over the Crimea, the LPR and the DPR.
2. All Ukrainian occupied parts of Russia will be returned to Russia.
3. Daugavpils will be given substantial autonomy with in Latvia.
4. Transnistria joins Russia.
5. Russia re-joins the SWIFT financial system.
6. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the anthracite and bituminous coal out of the Donbass region as they want.
7. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the gypsum inTransnistria as they want.

Ukraine loses

1. All Ukrainian occupied parts of Russia will be returned to Russia.
2. Russia takes over the Crimea, the LPR and the DPR.
3. Ukraine's peace time frontline armed forces can't exceed 375,000.

Ukraine gains

1. Ukraine joins the EU.
2. Ukraine will become an EU protectorate.
3. All Russian occupied Ukrainian territories beyond Crimea, the LPR and the DPR will be returned to Ukraine.
4. The EU and Ukraine can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the lithium aluminium silicate, topaz, pegmatite and spodumene deposits as they want in Zhytomyr Oblast.
5. The EU and Ukraine can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the iron ore from Kryvyi Rih Iron-Ore Basin as they want.
6. Russia will repay a total of $486 billion (as of November 2024) in war reparations to Ukraine over the next 50 years.
7. Russia will pay the $500 million (2024 prices) needed for the creation of a new Antonov An-225 “Mriya” if Ukraine decides to rebuild it.

The Crimea, LPR and DPR gain

1. Russia takes over the Crimea, the LPR and the DPR.
2. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the anthracite and bituminous coal out of the Donbass region as they want.

Transnistria gains

1. Transnistria joins Russia.
2. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the gypsum in Transnistria as they want.

Moldova gains

1. Moldova joins the EU.
2. Moldova joins NATO.
3. The EU and Moldova can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the gypsum as they want in Moldova (excluding in the Transnistrian territories).

Moldova loses

1. Transnistria joins Russia.

Belarus loses

1. Belarus's peace time frontline armed forces can't exceed 50,000.

Belarus gains

1. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the gypsum Transnistria as they want.
2. The Russia and Belarus can mine, free from Western and Ukrainian harassment, for as much of the anthracite and bituminous coal out of the Donbass region as they want.

Latvia loses

1. Daugavpils will be given substantial autonomy with in Latvia.

Nuclear weapons tech loses

1. No nukes with warheads over 25kt will be deployed in Europe or European Russia.
2. No nukes with MIRVed warheads will be deployed in Europe or European Russia.

EU gains

1. The EU and Ukraine can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the lithium aluminium silicate, topaz, pegmatite and spodumene deposits as they want in Zhytomyr Oblast.
2. The EU and Ukraine can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the iron ore from Kryvyi Rih Iron-Ore Basin as they want.
3. The EU and Moldova can mine, free from Russian harassment, for as much of the gypsum as they want in Moldova.

Material redistribution

1. Russia's attack on Ukraine caused natural gas prices to go crazy and caused chaos in Italy, the UK, Poland and UK. Russia will give them 5 million tonnes of crude oil and 1,500 million m3 of LNG 2022 for free as a gift to them over the next 10 years.
2. Russia's attack on Ukraine caused wheat prices to go crazy and caused chaos in Egypt. Russia will give them 0.5 million metric tons of wheat for free as a gift to them over the next 10 years.
3. Russia has destroyed Ukraine's farms on mass and need to atone for this so Russia will give them 0.1 million metric tons of wheat to them for free as a gift over the next 5 years.
4. Russia has destroyed Ukraine's buildings on mass and needs to atone for this so Russia will give Ukraine 0.6 million metric tons of cement production, 4,000 tonnes of rebar and 1 million standard bricks to them for free as a gift over the next 5 years.
5. Russia gets 3 S. Korean medium sized crude oil tankers, bulk carriers, LPG carriers and LPG carriers.
6. Ukraine gets 3 S. Korean medium sized crude oil tankers, bulk carriers, LPG carriers and LPG carriers.

The great arms deal

Moldova, Ukraine and the Baltic States would receive these things, along with the necessary support services and crew training needed to use them:

1. French AMX-30 is a main battle tanks (Ukraine Gets 10 and 200 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
2. French Leclerc main battle tanks (Ukraine Gets 20 and400 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
3. British FV4034 Challenger 2 main battle tank (Ukraine Gets 10 and 200 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
4. British FV4030/4 Challenger 1 is a British main battle tank (Ukraine Gets 10 and 200 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
5. British Eurofighter Typhoon supersonic multirole fighter. (Ukraine Gets 15).
6. Italian Diciotti-class offshore patrol vessels (Ukraine gets 1 and Moldova gets 2)
7. Australian Pacific-class patrol boats (Ukraine gets 1)
8. French Eurocopter Tiger attack helicopter (Ukraine Gets 10 and Moldova gets 5).
9. British Sabre Armoured Reconnaissance Vehicle (Ukraine Gets 10 and 200 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
10. Italian IRIS-T medium range infrared homing missiles (Ukraine gets 20 and Moldova gets 10)
11. Spanish IRIS-T medium range infrared homing missiles (Ukraine gets 20 and Moldova gets 10)
12. British Brimstone is a ground or air-launched ground attack missiles (Ukraine gets 20 and Moldova gets 10)
13. British Rapier surface-to-air missile system (Ukraine gains 2 Rapier surface-to-air missile systems and 40 missiles and Moldova gains 2 Rapier surface-to-air missile systems and 32 missiles)
14. British AgustaWestland AW101 is a medium-lift helicopter (Ukraine gets 5 and Moldova gets 2)
15. British AS-90 155 mm L131 armoured self-propelled artillery units (Ukraine Gets 10 and 400 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 200 shells)
16. British Starstreak short-range surface-to-air missile MANPADS systems (Ukraine gets 30 and Moldova gets 15).
17. British River class is a class of offshore patrol vessels (Ukraine gets 2)
18. French RPC12 12-tonne bollard pull coastal tugboats (Ukraine gets 1)
19. French Tripartite class is a class of minehunters (Ukraine gets 2)
20. British L83A1/A2, L132A1 smoke screening hand grenades (Ukraine gets 175 and Moldova gets 125)
21. British SA80 Assault rifles (L85A2/A3) 5.56×45mm NATO cartridge (Ukraine gets 100+ 100,000 rounds Lithuania gets 25+ 25,000 rounds and Moldova gets 25+ 25,000 rounds)
22. British SA80 Carbines (L22A2) 5.56×45mm NATO cartridge (Ukraine gets 100+ 100,000 rounds Lithuania gets 25+ 25,000 rounds and Moldova gets 25+ 25,000 rounds)
23. British L9 bar mine is a large rectangular British anti-tank landmine (Ukraine gets 150, Lithuania gets 75, Latvia gets 50, Estonia gets 50 and Moldova gets 50)
24. British L68A1 signal smoke hand grenade (Ukraine gets 175 and Moldova gets 125)
25. British GASKET 3 explosive ordnance disposal units (Ukraine gets 2 and, Moldova gets 1)
26. British L16A2 81mm Mortar (Ukraine gets 25+ 250 rounds, Lithuania gets 10+ 200 rounds, Lithuania gets 10+ 200 rounds and Moldova gets 10+ 200 rounds)
27. Dutch DAF YA 4440/4442 trucks (Ukraine gets 20 Lithuania gets 5 and Moldova gets 5)
28. Italian Beretta 92FS Semi-automatic 9×19mm Parabellum pistols (Ukraine gets 100+ 100,000 rounds Lithuania gets 25+ 25,000 rounds, Latvia gets 25+ 25,000, Estonia gets 25+ 25,000 and Moldova gets 25+ 25,000 rounds)
29. French MAC 50 9×19mm Parabellum Semi-automatic pistols (Ukraine gets 100+ 100,000 rounds Lithuania gets 25+ 25,000 rounds, Latvia gets 25+ 25,000, Estonia gets 25+ 25,000 and Moldova gets 25+ 25,000 rounds)
30. Australian F1 Fragmentation Grenade (Ukraine gets 300, Lithuania gets 150, Latvia gets 150, Estonia gets 150 and Moldova gets 75)
31. Australian F2 Blast Grenades (Ukraine gets 300, Lithuania gets 150, Latvia gets 150, Estonia gets 150 and Moldova gets 75)
32. Norwegien PD-100 Black Hornet micro UAV (Ukraine gets 20, Lithuania gets 10, Latvia gets 10, Estonia gets 10 and Moldova gets 10)
33. S. Korean K5 Daewoo Precision Industries 9×19mm NATO pistols (Ukraine gets 50+ 20,000 rounds, Lithuania gets 25+ 10,000 rounds, Latvia gets 10+ 4,000 rounds, Estonia gets 10+ 4,000 rounds and Moldova gets 10+ 4,000 rounds)
34. S. Korean K7 Daewoo Precision Industries 9×19mm NATO silenced submachine guns (Ukraine gets 50+ 10,000 rounds, Lithuania gets 25+ 5,000 rounds, Latvia gets 10+ 2,000 rounds, Estonia gets 10+ 2,000 rounds and Moldova gets 10+ 2,000 rounds)
35. S. Korea Hyungung LIG Nex1 AT-1K Raybolt 150mm man-portable SACLOS missiles (Ukraine gets 20, Lithuania gets 10, Latvia gets 5, Estonia gets 5 and Moldova gets 10)
36. Danish Røghåndgranat M/57 smoke grenade (Ukraine gets 25, Lithuania gets 20 and Moldova gets 20)
37. Danish Pansermine M/56 anti-tank mines (Ukraine gets 25, Lithuania gets 20 and Moldova gets 20)
38. Danish Håndgranat M/54 fragmentation grenades (Ukraine gets 25, Lithuania gets 20 and Moldova gets 20)
39. Swedish Combat Vehicle 90 (CV90\strf 90) tracked armoured combat vehicles (Ukraine Gets 10 and 200 shells, and Moldova gets 5 and 100 shells)
40. Swedish Robot 57 anti-tank missiles (Ukraine gets 20, Lithuania gets 10 and Moldova gets 10)
41. Swedish Ksp 88 12.7×99mm NATO heavy machine gun (Ukraine gets 20+ 2,000 rounds, Lithuania gets 10+ 1,000 rounds and Moldova gets 10+ 1,000 rounds)
42. Canadian LAV 6.0 IAVs (Ukraine gets 20, Moldova gets 5 and Lithuania gets 5)
43. Canadian TAPV APV (Ukraine gets 20, Moldova gets 5 and Lithuania gets 5)
44. Canadian Orca class patrole boats (Ukrain gets 2)
45. Canadian Glen-class tugs (Ukraine gets 2)
46. Estonian Alunaut A7 FRB RHIBs (Ukraine gets 6)
47. Norwegian Chaterina D class RIHBs (Ukraine gets 6)
48. Argentine FARA 83 assault rifle (Ukraine gets 100+ 20,000 rounds and Lithuania gets 20+ 4,000 rounds and Moldova gets 20+ 4,000 rounds)
49. Japanese Sugashima-class minesweepers (Ukraine gets 2 and Lithuania gets 2)
50. South Korean Pohang-class corvettes (Ukraine gets 1)
51. French D'Estienne d'Orves-class A69 type avisos corvettes (Ukraine gets 2)
52. S. Korean K239 Chunmoo MLRS systems (Ukraine gets 5 and 100 rockets).
53. Swedish M3 MAAWS Anti-tank recoilless rifle (Ukraine gets 50, with 50 rockets, Lithuania 50, with 50 rockets)
54. American FGM-148 Javelin Fire-and-forget anti-tank missile (Ukraine gets 100 with 100 rockets)
55. FIM-92 Stinger S.A.M. (Ukraine gets 100 with 100 rockets)
56. American Arleigh Burke Destroyer (Ukraine gets 1)
57. American M67 frag grenade (Ukraine gets 100)
58. American M18 Smoke grenade (Ukraine gets 100)
59. American M939 Utility vehicle (Ukraine gets 1)
60. American Mossberg 500 shot gun (Ukraine gets 2,000, with 200,000 bullets, Lithuania gets 200 with 20,000 bullets and Moldova gets 20 with 2,000 bullets)
61. Czech BMP-1 IFV (Ukraine gets 10 and Lithuania gets 2)

Addendum to the treaty

It would also be a good thing if-

1. No offensive weapons or test platforms for them were put in to outer space (like the Russian Cosmos 2553 satellite, the American 'Rods from God' idea and American Strategic Defence Initiative plan).
2. China stopped cutting the communication cables and pipelines in the Baltic sea.
3. China stopped hacking the Ukrainian internet and the computers using it.
4. President Putin is looking rather unwell recently and should retire soon in favour of a new Russian leader. He can live in his holiday dacha and stay out of politics since he's too old for it now.
5. Ukraine never gets atomic weapons untill peace is singed with Russia, but can do so afterwards.
6. International observers from the UN would enforce this treaty.

A plan on reducing nuclear weapons?!

1. It was once reckoned in 1947 that it would take about 100 Hiroshima/Nagasaki yield level nukes that were either used simultaneously or in quick succession could destroy civilisation if not wipe out humanity across the planet. Such a nuke-fest and atomic holocaust must never happen or humanity may be totally wiped out across the northern hemisphere. As a result, no nation will have over 250 nukes with a total yield of 5.25Mt and an individual yield of 21kt (the 1945 Nagasaki bomb had a yield of 21kt) atomic holocaust
2. All mobile land based ICBMs and submarine based SLBMs are to be banned. Only immobile missile silos with ICBMs inside them and bomber aircraft with free fall gravity bombs will remain use.
3. Cruise missiles will have a maximum range of 200 miles.
4. MREV warheads would be banned. 1 missile = 1 nuke and/or 1 decoy; no more, no less!
5. Nukes are never, ever, to be put in to hypersonic weapons what so ever!!!
6. Hypersonic missiles will have a maximum range of 200 miles.
7. Due to the Russo-Ukrainian war of the 2020s, Ukraine can develop atomic arms after the war is concluded under the above restrictions unless Russia gives them up or stops treating Ukraine by other means.
8. International observers from the UN would enforce this treaty.