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Princess Maria of Bonavista (full name: Maria Anne, Anastasia, Ruth, Naomi, Rachel, Claire, Marrion, Rebecca, Joan, Joyce, Anne) is the daughter of Princess Anastasia of Bonavista.

She died in 1987, aged 45, when a Bonavista supermarket shelving unit full of cans of baby milk collapsed on to here.

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