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Princess Penelope of Kirschblüte, Liberia (full name: Penelope Anya, Alicia, Lucinda, Anne Sarah, Sabrina, Celia, Melissa, Sonia, Leticia, Joan) was a well known drunk driver and crashed her 4 by 4 car in to a Kirschblüte pub during a drunken Christmas party. She died in 1987, aged 63.

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